NaNoWriMo owns my ass

( Prologue )

Has this pushed me up to the blessed 50k mark? Lets find out. Oh, by the way, this should be read right at the start! :D Rach xxx

( Chapter 20: Better Than Life )

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( Chapter 19: Famous Last Words )

( Chapter 18: The Best Laid Plans )

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( The Secret Life (continued) )

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( Chapter 17: The Secret Life )

I'm ill. More in the morning. Rach xxx

( Chapter 16: The Phantom Of The Ballroom )

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So... What's everyone gonna do come December?

I'm gonna read a hell of a lot of crime novels. And/or fantasy novels. And maybe Tess again... Or 1984... I feel dystopic.

Is dystopic a word?

...

It is now.

But I finally have proof that God hates me. How, I hear you ask. God decided to wake me up today with a cold. One that built up through the day. And He also decided to make this last week of November my time of the month.

God is a man, and He hates me.

Ugh. Writing, typing, creative juices, here I come.

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PS And can someone explain to me why I wanna write NCIS fic? :: Shrugs ::

( Chapter 15: The Coquette and the Peacock )

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( Chapter Fourteen: A Beautiful Lie )

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( Chapter 13: Gazpacho Soup )

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( Chapter 12: Golden Beaches )

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( Detective James M Holmes (continued) )

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I may as well post what I have so far... Ugh. More will have to be done in Harlech.

( Chapter 11: Detective James M Holmes )

Ugh... Rach xxx

PS Oh gods what the hell is wrong with the printer? It sounds like its dying! :|

( Chapter 10: James )

Next time, no angst. W00t! Rach xxx

( Chapter 9: Goats and Monkeys )

Just who is James? And why is Tabitha still at work? Find out next chapter! Rach xxx

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[/ends scream]

Why won't words fall out? Urgh!

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( Chapter 8.5: Pass Me That Paso )

Next, we have the kidnap. Will they survive? Will Tech Boy's attic stay in one piece? Will Monica have a nice phone call? Find out next time! Rach xxx

So, I'm hoping to hit that elusive 20k soon (as in, the next 4/5 hours), but all Peacock Man wants to do is shag Tabitha senseless... I can tell why; they're gonna be kidnapped and he wants to make sure that they don't die without having one last shag. But, he needs the bloody enegry if he wants to get out of where he's gonna be held (later on). Plus, I don't want them to be caught reeking of sex.

So.

I need to keep them, him, away from the thought of sex. I know it would calm her down, but oh gods I don't want to write a third sex scene! I hate the first one I wrote, the second one isn't so bad... I don't wanna write about thrusting hips and bumping and grinding... But I don't want to rush things (ie, I don't want Froth and Rabies to appear until page three of Word, which, with the way I'm in love with dialogue at the moment, won't be that far away). So, how the hell am I going to fill a page and a third of stuff that isn't sex or evil people...?

Why am I asking you?

:: Coughs :: Sorry, Hedley Lamarr came out there. Uh... I could cut to Tech Boy texting Monica to say it's over... Or to Serendipity to see her watching her sister's boyfriend's house, and wishing she had a boyf... Oh gods, why don't I just do the two? It'll make sense.

:: Hangs head :: I'm going to go make some coffee and find something sweet. 20k, here I come!

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( Chapter 8: Pass Me That Paso )

Yes, I realise this is cut in an awkward place, but I can feel my shoulders seizing up, so more later on today... Sunday... Whatever!

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